I Want a Wife

“I Want a Wife”

written by SuperGrape/TerrifyingTerrorist

To the tune of “The Beard Song” (video below)

I was riding my bike one day
When something hit me a creepy way
There was a kid on the side of the road
You wouldn’t believe what his bag held

There was a person
In that bag!
A person like that is something every man should own!
I gotta get me one
Go to Walmart
Everyone there was buying a wife!

I want a wife, I can find one by myself
I’ll go to Walmart and I’ll find one on the shelf!
A wife that’s nice and is pretty cheap!
Cause being single is really making me feel outta place!

Wife, I want a wife, wife!

I was walking down the aisle that night
When something awesome caught the corner of my sight
The kid right next to me had something that was living
And so I started searching the shelves in a hurry!
I was searching
And that’s when it hit
The wife in front of me is something I should get!

My only problem is
I don’t have the money
But I am so determined to get a wife, it’s funny!

I want a wife, I can find one by myself
I’ll go to Walmart and I’ll find one on the shelf!
A wife that’s nice and is pretty cheap!
Cause being single is really making me feel outta place!

Yeaahh!

I want a wife like that kid on the street
One that is nice and cheap like Kool-Aid!
But not one that will annoy me!

Wife, I want a wife, wife!
Wife, I want a wife, wife!

I want a wife like that kid on the street
One that is nice and cheap like Kool-Aid!
But not one that will annoy me!

Wife, I want a wife, wife!

Yeaahh!

Wife, I want a wife, wife!
Wife, I want a wife!
Wife, I want a wifey, wifey!
Wife, I want a wifey, wifey!
Wife, I want a wife, wife!
Wife, I want a wife, wife!
Wife, I want a wife, wife!
Wife, I want a wifey, wifey!
Wife, I want a wife, wife!
Wife, I want a wife, wife!

(Tune of the song (ignore the words in the vid… There was none without the words :|) : )

Comments
  1. […] Also I made two songs.. One called I want a wife! […]

  2. Bendy Hero says:

    That was different

  3. mcoope2 says:

    beard and wife luurrve it how bout i want a wife with a beard ROCK ON

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